Could Christians Become Erotic Cake Baking Slaves?

03Mar14

I wrote about the absurdity of Judson Phillips’ fear about “phallic cakes at gay weddings” for Addicting Info last week. This post has a very different, but no less valid (and indeed more humorous), take on it.

Bible Funmentionables

yummy-rainbow-cake Evidently some conservative Christians have completely run out of actual things to fear.

Judson Phillips, the president of Tea Party Nation, worries that without the ability to discriminate against gays, Christians may become “slaves” who could be “required to create a cake for a homosexual wedding that has a giant phallic symbol on it.”

You would have to be the world’s worst slave owner, or the most profligate anyway, to use the slaves at your disposal just to create erotic wedding cakes—as if people do that for weddings! I don’t want to know what else Phillips thinks goes on at gay weddings.

Which brings us to Bible Funmentionables Core Principle #7: Whenever people make really outrageous and irrational statements about others, it’s quite likely that they are projecting their own suppressed desires and emotions.

For example, some state lawmakers claim, contrary to all the evidence, that there is rampant…

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